Out Of My Mind

Top Ten Announcements recently heard on a United Airlines flight

Top Ten Announcements recently heard on a United Airlines flight. Number 10: Abuse and this flight are both non-stop. Number 9: We get the turbulence out of the way before we take off. Number 8: Our vouchers include a free overnight stay at a hospital. Number 7: An aisle seat means less bruising when cops […]

April 20th, 2017

Medical Care for Criminals

Tell me if you think this, here’s the set-up; A ditchrat shoots a bunch of people, said mope, then gets shot by the police. Okay, you know this mamaluke is going to be rushed to the hospital and receive the same care that the people he shot get and you pretty much know this screwball […]

April 5th, 2017

The Weather Whipper 2000

If you’ve watched any local TV news over the past year or so you may have noticed a number of these stations have decided to double down on weather forecasting. I would imagine this is happening no matter where you live because when you first saw the anchors start to stand up to deliver the […]

March 22nd, 2017

Casual civility

When do you think civility started to drift in this country? Was it when men stopped wearing suits and straw hats to baseball games? Was it when people started bringing Starbucks to church while wearing flip-flops? Was it when people let their phones ring in church, a movie theatre, a play, or during someone’s speech? […]

March 7th, 2017

Double down, on double B

I’m gonna throw a name at you. This guy is the best person to lead our military and finally defeat Al Qaeda, Isis, Isil, Dash or what have you. His name is Bill Belichick. C’mon you know he’s the guy. He always appears angry but nothing seems to bother him and look at his track […]

February 14th, 2017

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