THE GATCH
Top Ten Things the Women on The Golden Bachelor Were Overheard Saying to the Glatch. Number 10: I have $200 deductible on my health insurance, how about you? Number 9: Are your hearing aids covered by insurance? Number 8: The biopsy results should be in next week. Number 7: My grandkid’s name is Viagra. Number […]
October 8th, 2023MRBEAST
If you smooshed Myth Busters, Jackass, Super Dave and Burning Man if Burning Man had more explosives than fire you’d have MrBeast. Although Jackass looks like a wet match compared to MrBeast and Jackass likes to pummel people whereas MrB puts things in his crosshairs. MrBeast is James Stephen Donaldson from Wichita. I know I’m […]
September 17th, 2023Burning Man
Burning Man, Burning Man, Burning Man, that’s all we heard about over Labor Day weekend. Why? I dunno. No really, tell me why I need to know about this event which is basically a Yogi Bear Campground for a week with luxury RVs, people screwing, and fires set being the only difference. Wait a minute, […]
September 5th, 2023MAUI FIRE
I don’t understand something. I know what some of you are thinking: shocker, he doesn’t understand something. Now hold on until you hear what I have to say here. The Maui fire. Please tell me what I’m not understanding. It has come out over the days following the fire that people in the know in […]
August 21st, 2023TOP TEN THINGS ALIENS WOULD SAY
The Top Ten things aliens would say when they land on Earth. (which they won’t because there aren’t any) Number 10: “what the fuck is kale?” Number 9: “hey folks, us coming here is no different than Columbus coming to America.” Number 8: “which one of you assholes started the rumor that we anally probe […]
July 31st, 2023
