Out Of My Mind

The Deadmen Fitzgerald

Well once again we were reminded of how the pecking order works on this planet and you guessed it….the super rich get all the stuff. For example, this OceanGate debacle, or as I like to call it The Debris Field of Dreams, “is this heaven? no it’s the rusted shell of the Titanic.” The Dive […]

June 27th, 2023

Stop the UFO nonsense!

PLEASE STOP! PLEASE STOP ALL THIS UFO BULLSHIT!! Really, when will this utter nonsense cease about UFOs? The newest wrinkle is out of Vegas of all places. A “tall, skinny alien creature with greenish color” that was about 8 to 10 feet tall was reportedly hiding behind a forklift in a Las Vegas family’s backyard […]

June 12th, 2023

Hello summer!

June is here. I’m going to tell June the same thing I said to Don Knotts when he was on my show, “please loosen your pants because for the next several minutes I’m going to stroke the bejeezus out of you.” The month of June is loaded with fizz, good fizz, great fizz as a […]

May 30th, 2023

Naming the Twister Sequel

Filming has begun on the sequel to the movie TWISTER. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! The sequel comes out in 2024. A TWISTER sequel and a presidential election in the same year! Pinch me! And it will be a toss up as to which one will provide more yuks. If you’ve seen the first movie I think you’ll […]

May 16th, 2023

The good ol’ days are back baby and it involves needles!

I think every generation waxes poetic about how great their youth was and that’s what I’m going to do here. However, I have to say I don’t know how “The Greatest Generation,” those born between 1920 and 1925, can get a warm fuzzy about living through the Great Depression and World War II along with […]

April 24th, 2023

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