Out Of My Mind

‘Tis the most wonderful time of the year

What a wonderful time of the year. What other time could you be shot to death over a parking space at a shopping mall, or get punched in the face when you grab the last Mr. Coffee on sale, or use the word ’tis? I especially like going to the mailbox jammed with Christmas catalogues, […]

November 29th, 2016

Keep 9-1-1 on speed dial

I fear there will be many explosive Thanksgiving dinners this year and not because you’re ingesting turkey, stuffing, gravy, sweet potatoes and cranberry sauce. Just make sure there’s a scented candle in the bathroom for that. I think that because we will be fresh off of this horrid election cycle and at Thanksgiving we know […]

November 7th, 2016

Future list for Dancing With The Stars

Here’s a list of people I’d like to see on future episodes of Dancing With The Stars. Chewbacca mom (with mask) Pee-wee Herman Tom Brokaw Honey Boo Boo’s mother Charlie Sheen Gordon Ramsey Burke Ramsey John Hinckley Rip Taylor Mario Andretti Richard Simmons Caitlyn Jenner Anthony Weiner Fran Lebowitz Tanya Harding Chris Christie Octomom Kenneth […]

October 20th, 2016

Send in the clowns

Clowns, clowns, clowns!   Who they’re scaring, where they’re showing up, is all the rage this fall. It’s this autumn’s Pokemon Go/Ice Bucket Challenge frenzy! However, while those two must-dos gathered many participants, these clown stories seem mostly made up. After a handful were confirmed, many sightings were complete fabrications fueled by the triple w, but […]

October 14th, 2016

In Your Facebook

You probably have heard of the latest dust up Facebook found itself in after the posting of a photo. The photo from 1972 is a naked, 9 year-old girl fleeing napalm bombs during the Vietnam War, total horror etched on her face. The photo won a Pulitzer Prize for spot news photography. A Norwegian author […]

September 15th, 2016

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