Top Ten things said by mopes who went thru Death Valley on its hottest day ever
Top Ten things overheard at Death Valley when people went there recently on its hottest day ever recorded. Number 10: “are we stupid for doing this?” Number 9: “your doo-rag is soaking wet.” Number 8: “i just felt a drop of sweat roll down my back and into my underwear.” Number 7: “you know dry […]
July 21st, 2023The Deadmen Fitzgerald
Well once again we were reminded of how the pecking order works on this planet and you guessed it….the super rich get all the stuff. For example, this OceanGate debacle, or as I like to call it The Debris Field of Dreams, “is this heaven? no it’s the rusted shell of the Titanic.” The Dive […]
June 27th, 2023Stop the UFO nonsense!
PLEASE STOP! PLEASE STOP ALL THIS UFO BULLSHIT!! Really, when will this utter nonsense cease about UFOs? The newest wrinkle is out of Vegas of all places. A “tall, skinny alien creature with greenish color” that was about 8 to 10 feet tall was reportedly hiding behind a forklift in a Las Vegas family’s backyard […]
June 12th, 2023Hello summer!
June is here. I’m going to tell June the same thing I said to Don Knotts when he was on my show, “please loosen your pants because for the next several minutes I’m going to stroke the bejeezus out of you.” The month of June is loaded with fizz, good fizz, great fizz as a […]
May 30th, 2023Naming the Twister Sequel
Filming has begun on the sequel to the movie TWISTER. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! The sequel comes out in 2024. A TWISTER sequel and a presidential election in the same year! Pinch me! And it will be a toss up as to which one will provide more yuks. If you’ve seen the first movie I think you’ll […]
May 16th, 2023
