Can the belly button be rebooted? This idea popped into my head after Leslie read a story about Kim Denicola who several months ago came down with a splitting headache and blacked out in a parking lot. When she came to she had no memory of the past 40 years. Okay let’s pick up the belly button dealio right there. The belly button is the only exterior piece of the body that has no purpose after one is born …..until now?! You know when you press hard on your b button you get that tingly sensation. That means it’s still hooked up but not doing anything so why can’t scientists, doctors, Elon Musk, etc. figure out a way to make your belly b do things that would enrich your life or correct some things like in the case of Kim. After she realizes she has no memory of the last 4 decades wouldn’t it have been great for her to be able to press on her belly button say 3 times to reset her memory? Or how about pressing 4 times to instantly learn a foreign language. 5 times for an orgasm, 6 times to instantly fall asleep, or maybe you wouldn’t need that since you probably would fall asleep after the orgasm. You get the drift. We have an easily accessible dial right on the front of our body just waiting to be used. Now whadda ya say sharks, who wants to invest in my belly button control center? And I can just hear Mr. Wonderful now, “unless I can press on that button and have cash shoot out your ass you’re a cockroach to me.” Okay thank you………Mr. Cuban?

Gunga, galunga,
Garry