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Garry and Leslie discuss what a Japanese tongue bath is and that Garry got credit for the phrase in Urban Dictionary.
Garry shares his thoughts on the new Pope and what it will do for the town of Dalton Illinois.
Phrases and things that I find enjoyable:
girls having babies at the prom.
they say you have rubber pockets so you can steal soup.
Mt. Everest-Goddess of the Sky.
heteroflexible.
sloppy sizing.
pre-coital shower.
pulling bikes from Amsterdam canals.
pleasure poverty.
0.01 bisexual rating.
I didn’t write it dumb it just came out dumb (Beaver Cleaver).
roads and especially brides and overpasses will likely become slick and hazardous.
45% of Americans pee in the shower-reflects multitasking.
15% of people cry in the shower.
sober curious.
Guy Fudd’s House of Oysters.
busier than a cucumber in a women’s prison.
life sucker/dream crusher.
Puerto Rican doorbell.
raw dogging.
dirty Gerty.
designer vagina.
primo caca.
dimple his upholstery.
foo paux.
bedroom fireworks.
turkey gravy baths.
Lovetron 9000.
fur missile.
3rd Amendment enthusiast.
I’m not here to yuck anyone’s yum.
mayor of poundtown.
meat softener.
“an eye for an eye will make us all blind”..Mahatma Gandhi.
calendar cliches.
tableau job.
vigorous hug of Neptune.
gagoots/strunz.
loofa colors.
dilly dally Spring.
Gunga, galunga
Garry aka Trombone Shorty
Now that Blue Origin has completed its 31st flight I’m getting a feel for what kind of person they’re looking for in the capsule. This last “mission” I’ve labeled Ladies Who Launch, it featured “heroes” Katy Perry and Gayle King who’ve been feverishly trying to convince those of us in the real world that they […]
Peeing in the shower by the numbers. A survey of 2,000 general population Americans revealed that 12% do so daily while another 12% go number one in the shower a few times a week. In total, 45% of Americans pee in the shower throughout the course of a year. For some it is pure rebellion […]
Garry Meier was inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame in November, 2013. Meier has won five A.I.R. Awards for Best Afternoon Show in Chicago and was awarded the National Radio and Records Award for Best Local Afternoon Talk Show Host in America. His segments have appeared on local and national television including World News Tonight. Garry has also been recognized multiple years by Talkers Magazine as one of the "100 Most Influential Talk Show Hosts in America".
