Out Of My Mind

LEAVE IT TO BEAVER MATTERS

Leave It to Beaver matters. If you’ve listened to my show for a while you know I start the day with back to back viewings of the Beaver on MeTV. Initially it was to just recall a warm fuzzy time from my youth but in the past few years it has become a necessary elixir. […]

April 19th, 2024

THINGS HEARD AT ECLIPSE

The top ten things overheard at the eclipse. 10. Why couldn’t they schedule this on the weekend? 9. Someone just grabbed my ass. 8. I’ve never seen anything like this before. 7. Wow, it’s really dark. 6. I think this is a hoax from the Democrats. 5. I think this is a hoax from the […]

April 9th, 2024

Clown Names

My favorite clown names so far: Gondola Arm Pins Rusty Shed Soapy Residue Flaming Tarballs Glitter Nipples Throbbing Gristle Venom Exposure Toilet Plume Bent Spoons Handsy Pepperoni Sticks Dip in the Sea Unicorn Poop Muffed Punt Mysterious Leakage Major Stupido Foamy Rivers Creamy French Lumpy Treasures Charred Aftermath Unprotected Sex Flaming Satan Pit Meat Skewer […]

March 21st, 2024

My Solution to the Migrant Problem

Follow me on this please, it’s in the early stages of an idea but here goes. I would like to address our southern border crisis. The migrant issue has been ongoing for many many years through many presidents and it doesn’t seem to get any better no matter who’s in charge because it’s all variations […]

March 11th, 2024

We’re going the wrong way

The more I look at images of American society from say 40 plus years ago it just keeps confirming my feeling that we are headed in the wrong direction. When you look at how people dress and act today compared to years gone by you can’t think that we’re progressing. Christ, do most people make […]

February 25th, 2024

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