TOP TEN RED LOBSTER THINGS
TOP 10 THINGS OVERHEARD AT A RED LOBSTER DURING THEIR $20 ALL YOU CAN EAT SHRIMP SPECIAL 10: “need another bucket of shrimp at tables 6, 8, 11, 4, 3, and 7.” 9: “weren’t you here a few hours ago eating shrimp?” 8: “damn, a restaurant chain and the customers are both going belly up […]
May 20th, 2024LEAVE IT TO BEAVER MATTERS
Leave It to Beaver matters. If you’ve listened to my show for a while you know I start the day with back to back viewings of the Beaver on MeTV. Initially it was to just recall a warm fuzzy time from my youth but in the past few years it has become a necessary elixir. […]
April 19th, 2024THINGS HEARD AT ECLIPSE
The top ten things overheard at the eclipse. 10. Why couldn’t they schedule this on the weekend? 9. Someone just grabbed my ass. 8. I’ve never seen anything like this before. 7. Wow, it’s really dark. 6. I think this is a hoax from the Democrats. 5. I think this is a hoax from the […]
April 9th, 2024Clown Names
My favorite clown names so far: Gondola Arm Pins Rusty Shed Soapy Residue Flaming Tarballs Glitter Nipples Throbbing Gristle Venom Exposure Toilet Plume Bent Spoons Handsy Pepperoni Sticks Dip in the Sea Unicorn Poop Muffed Punt Mysterious Leakage Major Stupido Foamy Rivers Creamy French Lumpy Treasures Charred Aftermath Unprotected Sex Flaming Satan Pit Meat Skewer […]
March 21st, 2024My Solution to the Migrant Problem
Follow me on this please, it’s in the early stages of an idea but here goes. I would like to address our southern border crisis. The migrant issue has been ongoing for many many years through many presidents and it doesn’t seem to get any better no matter who’s in charge because it’s all variations […]
March 11th, 2024
