Ten year olds swimming naked together, that is considered “the good ol’ days.”
A recent trip to the dentist resurrected an odd piece of my childhood, actually it was something thousands of other young boys experienced also. When I entered the room to get my teeth cleaned the first thing the dentist said to me was “hey I was on YouTube the other day and I saw your […]
July 12th, 2024Garrforce index
Here are some of the phrases/references/credos/bric-a-brac of the Garrforce. Seasons: tornado/hurricane/carnival mishap/medical waste washing up on beaches/bouncy castles blowing away/ships running into bridges. The 3 female orgasms: the volcano/the wave/the avalanche. Some people are-heteroflexible. Mt. Everest is: the goddess of the sky. Favorite airline of missionaries: Spirit. Song lyric we like: life sucker/dream crusher. Amended […]
June 24th, 2024WHEEL OF FORTUNE
Top Ten incorrect guesses on Wheel of Fortune under Pat Sajak’s tenure. First, what the puzzle showed, second, the incorrect guess, third, the right answer. Number 10. S— M- D— “show me dick” SHUT MY DOOR. 9. ——G –R — “licking her ass” WAITING FOR ZEN 8. N— –G— “nice vagina” NEXT AUGUST 7. C———S […]
June 9th, 2024TOP TEN RED LOBSTER THINGS
TOP 10 THINGS OVERHEARD AT A RED LOBSTER DURING THEIR $20 ALL YOU CAN EAT SHRIMP SPECIAL 10: “need another bucket of shrimp at tables 6, 8, 11, 4, 3, and 7.” 9: “weren’t you here a few hours ago eating shrimp?” 8: “damn, a restaurant chain and the customers are both going belly up […]
May 20th, 2024LEAVE IT TO BEAVER MATTERS
Leave It to Beaver matters. If you’ve listened to my show for a while you know I start the day with back to back viewings of the Beaver on MeTV. Initially it was to just recall a warm fuzzy time from my youth but in the past few years it has become a necessary elixir. […]
April 19th, 2024
