MRBEAST
If you smooshed Myth Busters, Jackass, Super Dave and Burning Man if Burning Man had more explosives than fire you’d have MrBeast. Although Jackass looks like a wet match compared to MrBeast and Jackass likes to pummel people whereas MrB puts things in his crosshairs. MrBeast is James Stephen Donaldson from Wichita. I know I’m […]
September 17th, 2023Burning Man
Burning Man, Burning Man, Burning Man, that’s all we heard about over Labor Day weekend. Why? I dunno. No really, tell me why I need to know about this event which is basically a Yogi Bear Campground for a week with luxury RVs, people screwing, and fires set being the only difference. Wait a minute, […]
September 5th, 2023MAUI FIRE
I don’t understand something. I know what some of you are thinking: shocker, he doesn’t understand something. Now hold on until you hear what I have to say here. The Maui fire. Please tell me what I’m not understanding. It has come out over the days following the fire that people in the know in […]
August 21st, 2023TOP TEN THINGS ALIENS WOULD SAY
The Top Ten things aliens would say when they land on Earth. (which they won’t because there aren’t any) Number 10: “what the fuck is kale?” Number 9: “hey folks, us coming here is no different than Columbus coming to America.” Number 8: “which one of you assholes started the rumor that we anally probe […]
July 31st, 2023Top Ten things said by mopes who went thru Death Valley on its hottest day ever
Top Ten things overheard at Death Valley when people went there recently on its hottest day ever recorded. Number 10: “are we stupid for doing this?” Number 9: “your doo-rag is soaking wet.” Number 8: “i just felt a drop of sweat roll down my back and into my underwear.” Number 7: “you know dry […]
July 21st, 2023
