MAUI FIRE
I don’t understand something. I know what some of you are thinking: shocker, he doesn’t understand something. Now hold on until you hear what I have to say here. The Maui fire. Please tell me what I’m not understanding. It has come out over the days following the fire that people in the know in […]
August 21st, 2023TOP TEN THINGS ALIENS WOULD SAY
The Top Ten things aliens would say when they land on Earth. (which they won’t because there aren’t any) Number 10: “what the fuck is kale?” Number 9: “hey folks, us coming here is no different than Columbus coming to America.” Number 8: “which one of you assholes started the rumor that we anally probe […]
July 31st, 2023Top Ten things said by mopes who went thru Death Valley on its hottest day ever
Top Ten things overheard at Death Valley when people went there recently on its hottest day ever recorded. Number 10: “are we stupid for doing this?” Number 9: “your doo-rag is soaking wet.” Number 8: “i just felt a drop of sweat roll down my back and into my underwear.” Number 7: “you know dry […]
July 21st, 2023The Deadmen Fitzgerald
Well once again we were reminded of how the pecking order works on this planet and you guessed it….the super rich get all the stuff. For example, this OceanGate debacle, or as I like to call it The Debris Field of Dreams, “is this heaven? no it’s the rusted shell of the Titanic.” The Dive […]
June 27th, 2023Stop the UFO nonsense!
PLEASE STOP! PLEASE STOP ALL THIS UFO BULLSHIT!! Really, when will this utter nonsense cease about UFOs? The newest wrinkle is out of Vegas of all places. A “tall, skinny alien creature with greenish color” that was about 8 to 10 feet tall was reportedly hiding behind a forklift in a Las Vegas family’s backyard […]
June 12th, 2023
