Out Of My Mind

HAMAS RAPE

At the risk of sounding like George Carlin I’ve always been intrigued by the term “war crimes”…..jumbo shrimp. Yes, you can go to war and torture and kill each other but there are rules…..wha? No shooting in the face, no stabbing in the back, yada, yada, yada. I know those aren’t the rules but they […]

November 27th, 2023

HOW TO REMOVE A TREE STUMP/PENIS ERECTION SCALE

Ok, here we go, a combo platter. First: How to Remove a Tree Stump and Second: Erection Hardness. To start here are 4 ways to remove a stump aside from renting a stump grinder. 1. cover the stump with a waterproof and opaque tarp, it deprives the stump of light and moisture but takes about […]

November 13th, 2023

THE GATCH

Top Ten Things the Women on The Golden Bachelor Were Overheard Saying to the Glatch. Number 10: I have $200 deductible on my health insurance, how about you? Number 9: Are your hearing aids covered by insurance? Number 8: The biopsy results should be in next week. Number 7: My grandkid’s name is Viagra. Number […]

October 8th, 2023

MRBEAST

If you smooshed Myth Busters, Jackass, Super Dave and Burning Man if Burning Man had more explosives than fire you’d have MrBeast. Although Jackass looks like a wet match compared to MrBeast and Jackass likes to pummel people whereas MrB puts things in his crosshairs. MrBeast is James Stephen Donaldson from Wichita. I know I’m […]

September 17th, 2023

Burning Man

Burning Man, Burning Man, Burning Man, that’s all we heard about over Labor Day weekend. Why? I dunno. No really, tell me why I need to know about this event which is basically a Yogi Bear Campground for a week with luxury RVs, people screwing, and fires set being the only difference. Wait a minute, […]

September 5th, 2023

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