THINGS HEARD AT ECLIPSE
The top ten things overheard at the eclipse. 10. Why couldn’t they schedule this on the weekend? 9. Someone just grabbed my ass. 8. I’ve never seen anything like this before. 7. Wow, it’s really dark. 6. I think this is a hoax from the Democrats. 5. I think this is a hoax from the […]
April 9th, 2024Clown Names
My favorite clown names so far: Gondola Arm Pins Rusty Shed Soapy Residue Flaming Tarballs Glitter Nipples Throbbing Gristle Venom Exposure Toilet Plume Bent Spoons Handsy Pepperoni Sticks Dip in the Sea Unicorn Poop Muffed Punt Mysterious Leakage Major Stupido Foamy Rivers Creamy French Lumpy Treasures Charred Aftermath Unprotected Sex Flaming Satan Pit Meat Skewer […]
March 21st, 2024My Solution to the Migrant Problem
Follow me on this please, it’s in the early stages of an idea but here goes. I would like to address our southern border crisis. The migrant issue has been ongoing for many many years through many presidents and it doesn’t seem to get any better no matter who’s in charge because it’s all variations […]
March 11th, 2024We’re going the wrong way
The more I look at images of American society from say 40 plus years ago it just keeps confirming my feeling that we are headed in the wrong direction. When you look at how people dress and act today compared to years gone by you can’t think that we’re progressing. Christ, do most people make […]
February 25th, 2024Stay out of other people’s medicine cabinets
Humans have the urge to gather but there are 11 things etiquette experts want you to know that are rude if you do them at someone’s house. 1. Touching and moving things. Feet off the furniture, don’t open the fridge, don’t take books off the shelf. 2. Don’t demand a tour of the house. If […]
February 12th, 2024
