Filming has begun on the sequel to the movie TWISTER. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! The sequel comes out in 2024. A TWISTER sequel and a presidential election in the same year! Pinch me! And it will be a toss up as to which one will provide more yuks. If you’ve seen the first movie I think you’ll agree it might be hard to replicate the stupidity on display throughout that cinematic acid trip, but fingers crossed. The title of the sequel is TWISTERS. C’mon we can do better than that. Here are some titles that I think are much better.
Blown to Smithereens
Mobile Home Lives Matter
Tornado McFuckface
Get Sucked
When Does the Fun-nel Start?
Dude, Where’s My Barn?
Auntie Em, Auntie Em
It Sounded Like a Freight Train, Again
EF…You
Hey, Nize Fujita
Grab Your Ankles
Property Brothers Wet Dream
Home Depot’s Wet Dream
I’ll Huff, I’ll Puff, I’ll Blow Your House Down
I Woke Up With Wood In My Bed, Not the Kind I Like
Does This Tornado Make My House Look Flat?
Every House Is a Bouncy House In 150mph Winds.

Only a year to wait for “we have debris”…I’m already getting a chubbie. Hey, here’s a t-shirt idea for the movie…”I survived an EF 5 now where’s my above ground pool?”
Gunga, galunga
Garry