PLEASE STOP! PLEASE STOP ALL THIS UFO BULLSHIT!! Really, when will this utter nonsense cease about UFOs? The newest wrinkle is out of Vegas of all places. A “tall, skinny alien creature with greenish color” that was about 8 to 10 feet tall was reportedly hiding behind a forklift in a Las Vegas family’s backyard after a potential UFO crashed overnight on April 30th. “I looked at it in the eyes, and my body just froze like having sleep paralysis. He had a weird looking face, big feet and big shiny eyes and a big mouth. I can hear its loud, deep breathing and its stomach kept moving. He would just stare at me, and seconds later, I could move again,” a witness who didn’t give his name, said in a YouTube video. Yeah right. How many decades have we now heard the same rigamarole about these strange lights that move fast and vanish or in this recent case actual alien encounters? Except, EXCEPT, there is NEVER any concrete evidence. Ok, there is vid of whatever that never leads to anything that we haven’t heard before. You’re telling me that you stared down space aliens and didn’t have your phone to snap some pix? And this ongoing belief by some that the government has spacecraft and dead aliens in a warehouse somewhere from 70 years ago is also complete horseshit. Oh yeah, the government just happened to be in the spot where the crashes occurred, the only ones in fact to retrieve the bodies and debris. These aliens never leave any evidence, never. Never any pictures, never. And apparently they don’t know how to land at all without crashing. Dumb fucking morons. There is also this, say they did get here and crashed, none of their friends or family decided to go looking for them? Or was it..”hey, we don’t know what we’re going to find out there so if we’re not back in 75 years don’t come looking for us.” Puhleeze. Oh and the recent witness to the 8 foot tall aliens was wearing a Simpsons sweatshirt. Duh! My favorite UFO era was when aliens would take people and anally probe them. Hey, let’s travel billions/trillions of miles to stick our fingers up an earthling’s ass.
Finally, why do we even need to know if “they” are out there? Do we need to make banners? HELLO ALIENS, WELCOME TO EARTH. TAKE THE CANNOLI AND ENJOY WHEEL OF FORTUNE. Fucking ponderous man, ponderous.
Gunga, galunga
Garry