Top Ten things overheard at Death Valley when people went there recently on its hottest day ever recorded.
Number 10: “are we stupid for doing this?”
Number 9: “your doo-rag is soaking wet.”
Number 8: “i just felt a drop of sweat roll down my back
and into my underwear.”
Number 7: “you know dry heat isn’t less hot.”
Number 6: “how about after this we go to Yosemite and
take a selfie with a bison.”
Number 5: “this is the worst b o i’ve ever smelt.”
Number 4: “take a selfie of me next to this passed out
person.”
Number 3: “hey, that selfie you took next to the passed out
guy, he’s dead.”
Number 2: “is this the opposite of climbing Mt. Everest?”
and the Number 1 thing overheard on the hottest day ever at Death Valley. “fuck, this place needs a lot of Febreze.”
Gunga, galunga,
Garry