If you smooshed Myth Busters, Jackass, Super Dave and Burning Man if Burning Man had more explosives than fire you’d have MrBeast. Although Jackass looks like a wet match compared to MrBeast and Jackass likes to pummel people whereas MrB puts things in his crosshairs. MrBeast is James Stephen Donaldson from Wichita. I know I’m late to the Beast party in that he started posting vids to YouTube over ten years ago at the age of 13. He went viral in 2017 and now boasts over 180 million subscribers with around 32 billion views. James has an estimated net worth of 500 mill and no doubt his sponsors pay a handsome sum for space on his videos. And you can see the money on the screen since the stunts featured on MB are massive in scale, like a giant domino crushing I assume an abandoned 7-Eleven, blowing up safes to see if an egg could survive the explosion, and a Lamborghini pushed into a giant shredder. In fact James seems to have a particular dislike for Lambos, in another vid three tanks fire rounds at a Lambo, (spoiler alert) the car survives with some protection. MrBeast does help the economy by employing over 250 people and he’s given millions to charity, organizations that plant trees and clean up the ocean so he’s got that going for him which is nice. Get this, last year Donaldson commented he would consider a run for president “in like 20 years.” Oh snap! I like the look of that. Say things are shitty in the country and President Donaldson comes out and puts a Lamborghini in a shredder on the White House lawn. Who cares if gas prices are $5 a gallon when you can see a roller coaster blow up in the Rose Garden. Yes! MrBeast for prez.
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Garry