Ok, here we go, a combo platter. First: How to Remove a Tree Stump and Second: Erection Hardness. To start here are 4 ways to remove a stump aside from renting a stump grinder.
1. cover the stump with a waterproof and opaque tarp, it deprives the stump of light and moisture but takes about 6 to 18 months to work.
2. use a half inch drill bit to drill holes into the stump, fill the holes with epsom salts and compress the salt. wet the stump so the salt is absorbed. cover the stump with a waterproof tarp. this method also takes a few months.
3. drill large deep holes into the stump. fill with kerosene. ignite the stump. that should only take a few minutes and “ignite the stump” is a great bumper sticker.’
4. make fresh wounds to the stump. with a paintbrush apply herbicide thoroughly. the stump should absorb the herbicide and cease to be viable within a few days. however, herbicides carry the risk of environmental harm.
Part Two. An erection hardness scale.
A1. no erection at all.
A2. it gets larger and harder but not going to penetrate.
A3. will penetrate but is wobbly.
A4. perfect cucumber porn erection.
This scale is discussed by urologist Dr. Rachel Ruben online under the title: The Easy Way to Talk About Penises. In her discussion she says “if a 20 year old comes into her office with his 85 year old grandfather and they both say their penises aren’t working how do you figure out what’s going on?”
If nothing else that’s a great sitcom storyline.
Gunga, galunga
Garry