My favorite clown names so far:
Gondola Arm Pins
Rusty Shed
Soapy Residue
Flaming Tarballs
Glitter Nipples
Throbbing Gristle
Venom Exposure
Toilet Plume
Bent Spoons
Handsy
Pepperoni Sticks
Dip in the Sea
Unicorn Poop
Muffed Punt
Mysterious Leakage
Major Stupido
Foamy Rivers
Creamy French
Lumpy Treasures
Charred Aftermath
Unprotected Sex
Flaming Satan Pit
Meat Skewer
Constant Night Sweats
Itchy Insulation
Erections That Last Over 4 Hours

Gunga, galunga
Garry