The top ten things overheard at the eclipse.
10. Why couldn’t they schedule this on the weekend?
9. Someone just grabbed my ass.
8. I’ve never seen anything like this before.
7. Wow, it’s really dark.
6. I think this is a hoax from the Democrats.
5. I think this is a hoax from the Republicans.
4. RFK jr. is suspicious of this.
3. My eyes! my eyes!!
2. My neck hurts.
and the number 1 thing heard at the eclipse:
My wallet’s gone!
Gunga, galunga
Garry