TOP 10 THINGS OVERHEARD AT A RED LOBSTER DURING THEIR $20 ALL YOU CAN EAT SHRIMP SPECIAL
10: “need another bucket of shrimp at tables 6, 8, 11, 4, 3, and 7.”
9: “weren’t you here a few hours ago eating shrimp?”
8: “damn, a restaurant chain and the customers are both going belly
up at the same time.”
7: “eat faster, Joey Chestnut just walked in!”
6: “the last time I ate 3 buckets of shrimp was.. yesterday.”
5: “I’ve got the shrimp sweats!”
4: “F-you Bubba Gump.”
3: “this bottomless shrimp special is better than a bottomless strip
club.”
2: “oh waiter, are drinks and tip covered in the twenty dollar shrimp
special?”
and the number 1 thing overheard at a Red Lobster:
“the oceans called, they want their shrimp back.”