Here are some of the phrases/references/credos/bric-a-brac of the Garrforce.
Seasons: tornado/hurricane/carnival mishap/medical waste washing up on beaches/bouncy castles blowing away/ships running into bridges.
The 3 female orgasms: the volcano/the wave/the avalanche.
Some people are-heteroflexible.
Mt. Everest is: the goddess of the sky.
Favorite airline of missionaries: Spirit.
Song lyric we like: life sucker/dream crusher.
Amended 3rd Amendment: police can taze someone who has f’d up but really doesn’t need to be arrested but deserves some punishment, no paperwork.
What our mission is: not to yuck someone’s yum.
Our job description: tableau job.
What we traffic in: nonsensical bullshit.
What we won’t tolerate at Chipotle: sloppy sizing.
Favorite commercial targets: Lume/Jardiance/bent penis/bulging eyes.
Best Zen videos to watch: stump grinding/power washing/pulling bikes out of Amsterdam canals.
Best way to prepare for The Cocktail Show-aka-Gin Bin: precoital shower.
Good clown name: designer vagina.
Positions most likely to burn calories during sex: the butter churner/standing/the kneeling wheelbarrow.
One of our favorite Family Feud exchanges: Q. besides gum name something people chew on but don’t swallow. A. sperm.