I just saw a little blurb off the TMZ website where they showed a picture of Jeff Bezos and his girlfriend Lauren Sanchez at the Trevi Fountain in Rome throwing coins in and making wishes which leads me to:
The Top Ten Things Jeff or Lauren Wished For at Trevi Fountain.
Number 10: I wish I would be the richest man on Earth, not just #3.
9: I wish my rocket would be the biggest rocket on Earth.
8: I wish that Amazon employees do not unionize.
7: I wish I won’t have to go to the bathroom ever again like everyone else does.
6: I wish I could buy the Trevi Fountain and have it installed on my patio.
5: (Lauren) I wish I don’t have to ever go to the bathroom again because I’m Jeff’s girlfriend.
4: I wish I could pay less taxes. It ain’t easy living on $220 billion.
3: I wish that my penis will be bigger so I don’t have to overcompensate with a 400 foot boat,
large houses, billions in the bank and big ass rockets. actually never
mind, I like shoving that stuff in people’s faces.
2: (Lauren) I wish that I could convince Jeff that I would still love him
even if he was only was worth 50 billion and would buy me a
smaller helicopter.
And the number 1 thing Jeff wished for at Trevi Fountain: allow me to crush every mall and ma and pop
business on Earth.
Gunga, Galunga
Garry