I’m confused and jacked up all at the same time because of the shenanigans of some billionaires. Let’s start with New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft who was rounded up for allegedly paying for sexual services at a massage parlor in Florida. His lawyer said he is not guilty. Why would a guy worth 6.6 billion dollars stop at a strip mall to utilize the services of a “massage” parlor that charges around 50 bucks a session? Was he driving his motorhome down to Disney World to join his team for their Super Bowl win and got tired and saw a sign that said “get a relaxing massage” and he just couldn’t resist, allegedly. And then there’s Ehud Arye Laniado who was a diamond expert. I say was because Ehud died recently while going through penis enlargement surgery…wha?! He is/was worth 5 billion. However, the big kahuna of billionaire nonsense is the richest man in the world Jeff Bezos. You no doubt heard about the leaked sexts and photos sent to The Enquirer. I’m quoting the New York Times here, “The tabloid was threatening to publish photos it had obtained, including one of Mr. Bezos’ “semi-erect manhood,” unless he met their conditions.” OH SNAP!!! And Mr. B is worth around 150 bill! So what’s the take away here? I think a lot of people look at billionaires and think they are living the absolute perfect life, not a care in the world. As it turns out these guys were doing shit any guy making less than 30k a year can do, although I don’t know how much penis enlargement surgery is. (insert laughing emoji here) The fact is I always thought BEING a billionaire was the penis extender! Woohooo! Rich guys want what a lot of regular folk already have. And isn’t semi-erect an oxymoron?

Gunga Galunga,
Garry