Ok, you know my wheelhouse is sifting through nonsensical bullshit right? Well the creme de la bullshit right now seems to be Ellen DeGeneres. Hokey schmokels.  Have you read any of the stuff surrounding E D? No? Doesn’t matter, let me share some of what I’ve seen.  Hey would you rather talk about covid or politics? F..k no!  Here goes, a TV writer said  Ellen “has a sensitive nose, so everyone must chew gum from a bowl outside her office before talking to her, and if she thinks you smell you have to go home and shower.” I KNOW, CRAZY RIGHT!  Comedian Kevin T Porter branded her “notoriously one of the meanest people alive.”  OH SNAP!  The New York Post reported that E  had once called Apple boss Steve Jobs to complain that the font on her iPhone was too small.  Hey Ellen, just put two fingers on the screen and spread them out, voila, bigger font.  Right? I mean RIGHT?  There’s a real pile on of current and former Ellen show employees complaining about a toxic atmosphere behind the scenes which has recently prompted the show’s distributor WarnerMedia to launch a probe into the allegations. The launching of this probe is getting more attention than the Mars Rover Launch on July 30th.  Bada boompf.  Anywho, aside from the comments listed above all I can say is it was weird seeing her complain about self isolating at home saying “this is like being in jail.”  Yeah if the jail was 15,000 square feet in Beverly Hills!  This is a woman who was given the Presidential Medal of Freedom 4 years ago. And, boo hoo, none of her A list friends appear to be coming to her defense.  Wow, how the mighty have fallen.  Regis Philbin has to be spinning in his freshly dug grave.  Be kind to each other as Ellen would say at the end of each show.  Thanks for the advice E, you too.

Gunga, galunga
Garry