It’s no surprise that certain things are considered…..well…..penis extenders. Such vehicles like sports cars and cigarette boats would be in that category. However, for mega wealthy men those accessories that are available to a good percentage of men don’t cut it with them. The richest men on the planet have to find something that really separates them out from the hoi polloi and that would be a rocket. All rockets are phallic shaped and most of them are pretty big so the rocket checks the boxes for Mr. Moneybags. Richard Branson has rockets, Elon Musk has rockets and Jeff Bezos has a rocket. These ultra rich guys are now competing against each other because there is no one else in their orbit no pun intended. Jeff Bezos is the richest guy on the planet and I thought that would be the ultimate extender but apparently not. Not only does he have a rocket, he’s blasting off in it this month which Branson and Musk have not done. If you’ve seen Jeff’s rocket it’s the most phallic like of them all, very thick with a bulbous top. This is on top of the 500 million dollar ship he ordered along with another ship that will follow his to carry his helicopter. Wow, that’s a lot of stuff to cut yourself out of the pack of the other rocketmen. I guess if you have to go to the bathroom just like everyone else you don’t feel any more elite than the average person and thus you need to get in a large penis looking tube with a lot of flames underneath to set yourself apart from everyone including your fellow billionaires. If this extender thing is true then it seems that Warren Buffet is quite the man because he don’t got no rocket, nor does Bill Gates nor Michael Bloomberg. We know what’s in their wallets and now we know what’s in their pants.

Gunga, galunga
Garry