Phrases and things that I find enjoyable:
girls having babies at the prom.
they say you have rubber pockets so you can steal soup.
Mt. Everest-Goddess of the Sky.
heteroflexible.
sloppy sizing.
pre-coital shower.
pulling bikes from Amsterdam canals.
pleasure poverty.
0.01 bisexual rating.
I didn’t write it dumb it just came out dumb (Beaver Cleaver).
roads and especially brides and overpasses will likely become slick and hazardous.
45% of Americans pee in the shower-reflects multitasking.
15% of people cry in the shower.
sober curious.
Guy Fudd’s House of Oysters.
busier than a cucumber in a women’s prison.
life sucker/dream crusher.
Puerto Rican doorbell.
raw dogging.
dirty Gerty.
designer vagina.
primo caca.
dimple his upholstery.
foo paux.
bedroom fireworks.
turkey gravy baths.
Lovetron 9000.
fur missile.
3rd Amendment enthusiast.
I’m not here to yuck anyone’s yum.
mayor of poundtown.
meat softener.
“an eye for an eye will make us all blind”..Mahatma Gandhi.
calendar cliches.
tableau job.
vigorous hug of Neptune.
gagoots/strunz.
loofa colors.
dilly dally Spring.

Gunga, galunga
Garry aka Trombone Shorty