I just came across a Pinterest post showing dozens of pictures of “mega yachts.” I think “yachts” is much too modest. These are ships that are owned by the uber rich and rival military vessels in size. We’re talking..300…400…500 foot long penis extenders, er i mean luxury boats. What’s the dealio here, does one rich guy get a 300 footer and then another rich guy says “oh hell, I can go bigger than that” and thus the 400+ foot water snake. All I can figure is these guys, and c’mon it’s all guys, can’t walk around with their penis out so how do they show the world how f..king rich they are? Well, you get a very long boat, and then you put another boat on top of that which would be an average size boat to everyone else but they just use it to go to shore to buy more booze and things when they’re docked in Monte Carlo. And of course you also have the helicopter on top mostly just for appearances I guess because…well…you can. Now it doesn’t end there either, all these rich guys have private jets, exotic cars that get 4 miles to the gallon along with multiple mansions around the world and usually the mansions are in the 25,000 sq. ft. range. Here’s the point, I agree everyone should make as much as they can make legally. The problem is how much energy these billionaires waste on all their stuff. Burning fuel for their ships, their jets, cars and their bloated dwellings. I don’t have an exact number on how many of these mega yachts are out there, I’m guessing certainly hundreds maybe thousands. All these pollutants from a handful of people on Earth just so Mr. and Mrs. Richie Rich and their kids Vanguard and Carousel can stretch out in a place with 13 bathrooms. The head scratcher to me is I always thought just becoming a billionaire WAS the penis extender but apparently it isn’t. No, you have to wave your 500 foot destroyer wannabe named S S CHUBBIE in the face of my dinghy. Safe travels Gilligan.

Gunga, galunga
Garry