The Most Overrated Places To Have Sex.
1. the great outdoors.
2. in the shower (“gentlemen, where’s the strangest place you’ve ever made whooppee?”)
3. in the car. (hands in the 10 and 2 position, not 6 and 9)
4. in a tent.
5. on the floor.
6. in the pool.
7. in the hot tub.
8. in front of a mirror (objects may look larger than they actually are)
9. kitchen.
10. on a boat.
11. at the office.
12. at a party.
13. on the beach.
14. in the bathtub.
15. in public.
16. in your childhood room.
17. on a trampoline (who put the tramp in it?)
18. on a massage table.
19. on a bearskin rug.
20. in your parents bed (yowza)
21. on an airplane.
22. in the ocean. (too salty)
23. traffic. (could lead to a head on)
24. in a hammock.
25. in the bar bathroom.
26. underwater.
27. at a music festival.
28. in the snow. (there will be shrinkage)
29. on a ferris wheel.
30. in jail (sometimes it’s not your decision)
Gunga, galunga
Garry