I just finished my second glazed donut so I’m ready to go. Listener Anna sent me an email recently reminding me of something I have stated several times over the past few years and that is “things have not been exactly right since the solar eclipse of a few years ago”. Yes remember that eclipse when the moon made the sun its be-atch? In the astronomical pecking order I would say the sun beats moon and when the moon got up in sol’s grill sol decided to put a celestial cap in our asses. The Las Vegas massacre happened after the eclipse, so did the Australia fires, but the cherry on the planetary sundae is of course the P-demic. In other words I’m not as dumb as I look. After the eclipse I felt that things did not entirely go back to pre-eclipse, a lot of the atmosphere seemed off much like a drawbridge that is raised but when lowered never quite levels off correctly. And since the universe is bigger and more powerful than us lowly humans if it wants to F with us it can and we are certainly being F’d with right now. Earth versus people>Earth always wins, just check the age of the planet and of humans…not even close. Ask the dinosaurs how things worked out for them. And I would just like to say here as I did on my show recently if we are going to be forced to deal with a virus at least give us a chance (whomever is in charge of viruses, the Supreme Being, China, et al.) and make one of the symptoms be that the person who gets it becomes 8 feet tall and then there’s no question if we have it since some of covid’s symptoms are not entirely noticeable and we’ll be able to identify the people who have it immediately. Thank you Anna for your support I guess my idea of selling toilet paper and paper towels and disinfectant out of vacant Sears store locations isn’t so stupid anymore after all.

Gunga, galunga,
Garry