Peeing in the shower by the numbers. A survey of 2,000 general population Americans revealed that 12% do so daily while another 12% go number one in the shower a few times a week. In total, 45% of Americans pee in the shower throughout the course of a year. For some it is pure rebellion against societal rules and for others it’s sheer efficiency…I’m over a drain, it’s liquid and down it goes. This stat is quite cringey, the average American only cleans their shower 9 times a year. Let’s see, 12 months a year, 9X, ewwwwww. Most people believe the average shower should only take 13 minutes….not 10, not 15……13. And on top of bathing and peeing it was found that 23% of people think about work in the shower, 27% sing, 19% reflect on the previous day and 15% cry in the shower. Tears, water, soap, and pee is such a beautiful cocktail…..not. About 40% of those surveyed shower with their partner and unless both are on the same peeing page how would you know if the other one is making lemonade? Some people claim tinkling in the shower is just multitasking. No, no, no, multitasking is texting, emailing, and talking on the phone at the same time not making water Miss Daisy while doing a “how’s your father” during the rinse cycle. George Costanza said he has no problem whizzing in the shower because it’s all pipes taking whatever somewhere. Wrong. Sunsets should be golden, opportunities…golden, McDonald’s arches…you know. Showers should not be golden.
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