WARNING: THE FOLLOWING BLOG CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE.

We are currently witnessing 2 major clusterfucks. 1. the replacement of Alex Trebek on Jeopardy and 2. Afghanistan. A number of months ago I saw the Jeopardy wheels coming off and called it. Having been the victim of a few goatfuck decisions myself I can usually smell a dumpster fire brewing 10 miles away now. When Trebek announced he had cancer, a cancer with a very low survival rate, the producers should’ve started the process of looking for his successor. That’s not cold that’s reality, life and game shows go on. The producers didn’t do that, I guess they thought Alex would never die nor retire. So he dies and the plan is to roll out multiple guest hosts over the months. WRONG!! You don’t audition people on the air for a major program on TV or radio unless the show is America’s Got Talent or American Idol, etc. because that’s what those shows are designed for. Replacing Howard Stern on radio was another shitshow. A juggernaut like Jeopardy should be treated like the well oiled cash cow it is and have no drama surrounding it. So they name this Mike Richards as permanent host and then find out he said some shitty things about women in his past. Now wouldn’t you vet someone thoroughly for a big job like this? However, the people in charge haven’t done anything right in this whole dealio. Here’s the bit, they have to elevate Mayim Bialik as full time host because she was the first runner up. If they don’t do that….the nonsense will continue. Ken Jennings was the winningest contestant ever and did a very good job guest hosting and that should’ve been the end of the search but nooooo. This is the new Coke debacle of the 21st century. As far as Afghanistan I will delve into that in my next blog. Let me just say if you pay 2 trillion dollars for something you should have something to show for it like the woman I overheard at a Dollar Store recently who said “5 Heath bars for a dollar, nice.” Maybe we should’ve just opened a bunch of Dollar Stores in Afghanistan.

Gunga, galunga,
Garry