Top Ten Things the Women on The Golden Bachelor Were Overheard Saying to the Glatch.
Number 10: I have $200 deductible on my health insurance, how about you?
Number 9: Are your hearing aids covered by insurance?
Number 8: The biopsy results should be in next week.
Number 7: My grandkid’s name is Viagra.
Number 6: Please be gentle, I haven’t been with a man since my husband died.
Number 5: Sadly, that wrinkly skin is not from being in the hot tub too long.
Number 4: I have some sexy underwear in my AARP tote bag.
Number 3: I love 69 and I’m not talking about my age.
Number 2: Full disclosure, I wash my Prevagen down with a gin and tonic.
and the Number 1 thing heard from one of the women to The Gatch.
My drapes are grey but I have no carpeting