The Top Ten things aliens would say when they land on Earth. (which they won’t because there aren’t any)
Number 10: “what the fuck is kale?”
Number 9: “hey folks, us coming here is no different than
Columbus coming to America.”
Number 8: “which one of you assholes started the rumor
that we anally probe people?”
Number 7: “where’s that denier Garry Meier?”
Number 6: “you start vaporizing all those jamokes on the
left and I’ll get the mopes in front of me.”
Number 5: “this is a worse shithole than Uranus.”
Number 4: “we’re told you might be housing some of our
kin in a place called Roswell?”
Number 3: “where’s that guy who can eat all those
hotdogs in 10 minutes?”
Number 2: “if you earthlings try and fuck with us we’ll
make what Oppenheimer did look like a
wet match.”
and the Number 1 thing aliens would say if they land here (which they won’t)
“hey, where are all the white women at?”
Gunga, galunga
Garry