Episode 945 – Two Penises No Waiting
A boy who was born with two penises had to have one removed – but doctors chose to take the larger one. Be sure to tune into the GarrForce Live Cocktail Hour this evening at 6pm ET!
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Episode 944 – Try to Go to Europe in August and See If Anyone’s Working
People love their pets, so the animal cloning industry is exploding despite a problematic price tag. Meanwhile, a woman used a PPP loan to build an in-ground pool at her home. Plus, someone dressed as the Easter Bunny appeared at a school and handed out eggs with condoms in them.
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Episode 943 – Homeward Bound
A bear has suddenly reappeared in his favorite Italian town after authorities tried to send him back into the wild over 100 miles away. Meanwhile, a North Carolina woman was craving pie and went on a dessert run at night that resulted in her winning $100,000. Plus, dozens of guinea pigs were abandoned at an adult book store in West Virginia.
Garrforce t-shirts and coffee mugs are now available by going to “Merchandise” on the website. Your purchase of these items is what keeps the podcast going. Plus, you can always email me garrymeiershow@garrymeier.com or leave a text or voicemail at 773-888-2157 Thank you in advance!
GarrForce Cocktail Hour Live 4-15-22
The Good and/or Great Friday edition of The Garry Meier Show Cocktail Hour LIVE. Whether you’re celebrating Good Friday, memorializing those lost aboard the Titanic or President Lincoln, scrambling to get your taxes done or an extension filed by the upcoming deadline, getting ready for sunset and the first night of Passover, or anything else you may be doing at the end of the week, it’ll be time for a digital mimosa along with plenty of nonsense and yappetizers. To make it a Great Friday, official GarrForce bartender, Jenna Duddleston, host of Bar Talk with Jenna, joins Garry to mix up another special cocktail.
Episode 942 – Keep Fighting the Good Fight from Prison
A trained dolphin attacked a female trainer in front of a crowd at the Miami Seaquarium last week. Be sure to tune into the GarrForce Live Cocktail Hour this evening at 6pm ET!
Episode 941 – Your Pants Are Too Tight
A woman was embarrassed when she learned her daughter gave her teacher a card from her private stash that said “A Friend You Can Have Sex With” on the front. Meanwhile, ‘Senior moments,’ otherwise known as fleeting bursts of forgetfulness are becoming more and more commonplace. Plus, a mechanic recovered paintings from a dumpster and has now learned they are worth millions.
Garrforce t-shirts and coffee mugs are now available by going to “Merchandise” on the website. Your purchase of these items is what keeps the podcast going. Plus, you can always email me garrymeiershow@garrymeier.com or leave a text or voicemail at 773-888-2157 Thank you in advance!
Episode 940 – It All Comes Down to the Sandwiches
A New Jersey man is richer after his luck continued with 3 scratch-off tickets he purchased in a single day, with the biggest jackpot being $3 million. Meanwhile, a teen in England says he was dared by a classmate to spray two entire cans of Axe body spray on his nipples and they fell off. Plus, a tourist in Hawaii died after falling 200 feet off a cliff.
Garrforce t-shirts and coffee mugs are now available by going to “Merchandise” on the website. Your purchase of these items is what keeps the podcast going. Plus, you can always email me garrymeiershow@garrymeier.com or leave a text or voicemail at 773-888-2157 Thank you in advance!
