Episode 1080 – We Don’t Care About Reality
If everybody’s working for the weekend, that means they’re writing off 5/7th’s of the week. Be sure to tune into the GarrForce Live Cocktail Hour this evening at 6pm ET!
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Episode 1079 – Weaponizing the Weather
A bizarre phone accessory that recently hit the Chinese market, allegedly allows users to experience the intimacy of kissing even when they are thousands of miles apart. Meanwhile, a Maryland woman won a $50,000 lottery prize when she accidentally bought the wrong scratch-off ticket from a vending machine. Plus, Putin took a break from the Ukraine invasion to honor an American actor.
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Episode 1078 – Protect Your Cash Cow
Tom Cruise continues to dodge the grim specter of death with his stunts despite the fact that he’s now in his 60’s. Meanwhile, an airline passenger decided it was a good idea to try to breach the cockpit because she wanted a drink. Plus, the Cookie Monster story from California is a little deeper than we knew.
Garrforce t-shirts and coffee mugs are now available by going to “Merchandise” on the website. Your purchase of these items is what keeps the podcast going. Plus, you can always email me garrymeiershow@garrymeier.com or leave a text or voicemail at 773-888-2157 Thank you in advance!
GarrForce Cocktail Hour Live 2-24-23
The Garry Meier Show Cocktail Hour will be a commando edition of the show, that’s no scheduled guests but plenty of nonsense and yappetizers. Of course, (and Garry LITERALLY loves it when folks say, “of course”) you are invited bring along any favorite age-appropriate lubricants for reasonable consumption in your safe place.
Episode 1077 – It’s About The Sandwiches
The Webb Telescope continues to find things scientists never expected, and Garry continues to be unimpressed. Be sure to tune into the GarrForce Live Cocktail Hour this evening at 6pm ET!
Episode 1076 – Don’t Hoard Toilet Paper
A Japanese zoo worker dressed in a bear costume to help practice for an escape. Meanwhile, Australia desperately needs to update their database for sperm donors. Plus, if you see Cookie Monster on the pier in Santa Cruz, look out.
Garrforce t-shirts and coffee mugs are now available by going to “Merchandise” on the website. Your purchase of these items is what keeps the podcast going. Plus, you can always email me garrymeiershow@garrymeier.com or leave a text or voicemail at 773-888-2157 Thank you in advance!
Episode 1075 – Prisoner In Sheep’s Clothing
A prisoner in Bolivia tried to escape from prison by dressing up as a sheep. Meanwhile, the Winnie the Pooh-themed horror movie is doing surprisingly well now that it’s been released. Plus, a teacher in New Jersey is in hot water thanks to some creative use of the overhead projector.
Garrforce t-shirts and coffee mugs are now available by going to “Merchandise” on the website. Your purchase of these items is what keeps the podcast going. Plus, you can always email me garrymeiershow@garrymeier.com or leave a text or voicemail at 773-888-2157 Thank you in advance!
