Out Of My Mind

Let’s talk about numbers

Let’s talk about numbers. Sometimes when numbers get too high it can set off alarm bells such as when the temperature soars past 100 or when a remodeling project skyrockets from the original budget or when you go to war in Afghanistan. Oh let’s focus on that last item shall we? How the f..k do […]

August 31st, 2021

The Current Clusters

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING BLOG CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. We are currently witnessing 2 major clusterfucks. 1. the replacement of Alex Trebek on Jeopardy and 2. Afghanistan. A number of months ago I saw the Jeopardy wheels coming off and called it. Having been the victim of a few goatfuck decisions myself I can usually smell a […]

August 20th, 2021

Release the Kraken

We are in the “release the kraken” part of summer. Here’s what that means. Along about mid July the Back to School commercials start even though it seems like school just let out a few weeks ago. It appears that almost no schools start the day after Labor Day like they did when I went […]

July 26th, 2021

On Penis Extenders

It’s no surprise that certain things are considered…..well…..penis extenders. Such vehicles like sports cars and cigarette boats would be in that category. However, for mega wealthy men those accessories that are available to a good percentage of men don’t cut it with them. The richest men on the planet have to find something that really […]

July 1st, 2021

Take Me To Your Leader

UFO’s uh, what are they good for, absolutely nothin’ y’all, uh, what are they good for…?” NASA has installed a new administrator Bill Nelson and he said their probe into unidentified aerial phenomena is just beginning. His team will be looking into footage of high-speed flying objects spotted by the Navy over the years. Nelson […]

June 7th, 2021

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