Welcome to “Tis” and “Twas” Season
Tis the season and this is the only time of the year you can use “tis” and “twas” so enjoy. I just received my Hammacher/Schlemmer catalogue so I thought I’d highlight some of the gift offerings this holiday season. Like Halloween the Christmas yard decorations have gone giant. You can get an 18 foot tall […]
November 7th, 2021This Massive Clusterf.ck of a Situation Concerning Vaccines
I believe in the future there will be another addition to how time is measured, we’ll have BC/AD and the additions will be BI/AI, before internet/after internet. I’m glad I’ve lived a good amount of my life BI because much of the shitshow we witness today is ignited by the internet. Before the net the […]
October 3rd, 2021Let’s talk about numbers
Let’s talk about numbers. Sometimes when numbers get too high it can set off alarm bells such as when the temperature soars past 100 or when a remodeling project skyrockets from the original budget or when you go to war in Afghanistan. Oh let’s focus on that last item shall we? How the f..k do […]
August 31st, 2021The Current Clusters
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING BLOG CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. We are currently witnessing 2 major clusterfucks. 1. the replacement of Alex Trebek on Jeopardy and 2. Afghanistan. A number of months ago I saw the Jeopardy wheels coming off and called it. Having been the victim of a few goatfuck decisions myself I can usually smell a […]
August 20th, 2021Release the Kraken
We are in the “release the kraken” part of summer. Here’s what that means. Along about mid July the Back to School commercials start even though it seems like school just let out a few weeks ago. It appears that almost no schools start the day after Labor Day like they did when I went […]
July 26th, 2021
