Adult Dr. Seuss Titles
You know when you go to a party and feel the stages of that party. As people arrive the energy level builds and builds until it’s at that apex and really humming and stays at that point for awhile before it goes over the mountain and starts heading down. People start leaving, the juju dissipates […]
June 4th, 2018What About The Third Amendment?
You can email me at Garrymeiershow@garrymeier.com Text or leave a voicemail at 773.888.2157 We’re always hearing about the First Amendment and the Second Amendment but what’s the Third Amendment? Do you ever hear about that one? Never, right? Ok here it is. The Third Amendment to the United States Constitution places restrictions on the quartering […]
May 10th, 2018No Quarter For Ditchrats
That psycho that ran over all those people in Toronto. Did you see the vid of him when the rampage stopped and he was standing outside the van with his arm outstretched holding something? From a distance it looked like a gun but it turned out not to be. No matter. He was told repeatedly […]
April 26th, 2018Flying The Polite Skies
I always find it a bit odd when some people on a flight applaud when their plane touches down. I’m not talking about a trip where something abnormal happens or severe turbulence. Just a normal flight and Captain Sully up front brings the aluminum bird in just fine. Clap, clap, clap. A routine airplane ride […]
April 9th, 2018Can Openers And Church Keys
Pop tops replaced can openers or church keys if you will in the 60’s making it easy to open your favorite beverage in an aluminum can. However, after a decade of these discarded pieces of metal mostly ending up on the ground it was time for a new design. Oh and kids swallowing the tops […]
March 25th, 2018
