Pumpkin Spice Season
You can leave a text or voicemail at 773.888.2157 or email me at: garrymeiershow@garrymeier.com Everything is pumpkin spice season: Pumpkin spice popcorn Pumpkin spice communion wafers Pumpkin spice confessionals Pumpkin spice emotional support animals. Pumpkin spice flatulence Pumpkin spice Old Spice Pumpkin spice bathroom hand dryers Pumpkin spice light bulbs. Pumpkin spice voting booths Pumpkin […]
October 17th, 2018Clowns On Parade
You can leave a text or voicemail at 773.888.2157 or email me at: garrymeiershow@garrymeier.com Here’s a running list of all of my past clown names Heated Orifice Lumpy Treasures Thundery Downpours Clammy Airmass Chunky Grill Flaming Satan Pit Leaky Ponds Gluteus Maximus IV Drip Meat Skewer Drunk Challenge Hotter Noodles Chippy Tooth Lingering Moisture Bulky […]
September 1st, 2018Tis The Season
You can leave a text or voicemail at 773.888.2157 or email me at: garrymeiershow@garrymeier.com. Here is an updated list of the season we are in: Lightning bugs pretty much for the season Shrinking daylight Baseball teams that have been out of the running for several months trying to sell tickets for September Lame NFL pre-season […]
June 25th, 2018Massive Radiological Events Not Covered
With all of these volcanoes blowing their tops I thought I’d take a peekyboo at my insurance policy to see what kind of coverage i have. Not a feelgood out of the box, right on the first page it states: We insure for accidental direct physical loss or damage to the property covered except loss […]
June 17th, 2018Adult Dr. Seuss Titles
You know when you go to a party and feel the stages of that party. As people arrive the energy level builds and builds until it’s at that apex and really humming and stays at that point for awhile before it goes over the mountain and starts heading down. People start leaving, the juju dissipates […]
June 4th, 2018
