Out Of My Mind

Tis The Season

You can leave a text or voicemail at 773.888.2157 or email me at: garrymeiershow@garrymeier.com. Here is an updated list of the season we are in: Lightning bugs pretty much for the season Shrinking daylight Baseball teams that have been out of the running for several months trying to sell tickets for September Lame NFL pre-season […]

June 25th, 2018

Massive Radiological Events Not Covered

With all of these volcanoes blowing their tops I thought I’d take a peekyboo at my insurance policy to see what kind of coverage i have. Not a feelgood out of the box, right on the first page it states: We insure for accidental direct physical loss or damage to the property covered except loss […]

June 17th, 2018

Adult Dr. Seuss Titles

You know when you go to a party and feel the stages of that party. As people arrive the energy level builds and builds until it’s at that apex and really humming and stays at that point for awhile before it goes over the mountain and starts heading down. People start leaving, the juju dissipates […]

June 4th, 2018

What About The Third Amendment?

You can email me at Garrymeiershow@garrymeier.com Text or leave a voicemail at 773.888.2157 We’re always hearing about the First Amendment and the Second Amendment but what’s the Third Amendment? Do you ever hear about that one? Never, right? Ok here it is. The Third Amendment to the United Sta​​tes Constitution places restrictions on the quartering […]

May 10th, 2018

No Quarter For Ditchrats

That psycho that ran over all those people in Toronto. Did you see the vid of him when the rampage stopped and he was standing outside the van with his arm outstretched holding something? From a distance it looked like a gun but it turned out not to be. No matter. He was told repeatedly […]

April 26th, 2018

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