Leaving Neverland
Think about the biggest male adult celebrity you can pull up in your head right now. Now imagine said celebrity walking around in full public view holding the hand of a variety of 7 year olds not related to him. Ok what if this huge star admitted he let these kids sleep in his bed […]
March 5th, 2019Vatican Infamnia
Do you think this is odd? The Vatican convened a summit with the pope and the presidents of bishops’ conferences around the world to discuss the sexual abuse crisis. Is it possible that some of those guys in attendance turned a blind eye to predatory priests allowing them to continue their molestation of children for […]
February 24th, 2019This Might Cheer You Up
This might cheer you up. Since Homo sapiens first walked the Earth either upright or dragging their knuckles some 50,000 years ago, more than 108 billion members of our species have been born. Here’s where the cheer comes in, of those 100+ billion people only a small percentage have enjoyed the creature comforts you and […]
February 10th, 2019Dead of Winter
It’s the dead of winter. Dead and winter really go together because as far as I can tell the only point of winter is to kill bugs. I’ve lived in a northern state for my entire life so I’ve studied many a winter and all I can figure is people started living up north before […]
January 25th, 2019Phrases That Follow Us Our Whole Life
You can email me garrymeiershow@garrymeier.com or leave a text or voicemail at 773-888-2157 Phrases that follow us our whole life: He/she is so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around his/her neck so the dog would play with her You would complain if they hung you with a new rope You’re so stupid […]
November 7th, 2018
