This Might Cheer You Up
This might cheer you up. Since Homo sapiens first walked the Earth either upright or dragging their knuckles some 50,000 years ago, more than 108 billion members of our species have been born. Here’s where the cheer comes in, of those 100+ billion people only a small percentage have enjoyed the creature comforts you and […]
February 10th, 2019Dead of Winter
It’s the dead of winter. Dead and winter really go together because as far as I can tell the only point of winter is to kill bugs. I’ve lived in a northern state for my entire life so I’ve studied many a winter and all I can figure is people started living up north before […]
January 25th, 2019Phrases That Follow Us Our Whole Life
You can email me garrymeiershow@garrymeier.com or leave a text or voicemail at 773-888-2157 Phrases that follow us our whole life: He/she is so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around his/her neck so the dog would play with her You would complain if they hung you with a new rope You’re so stupid […]
November 7th, 2018Pumpkin Spice Season
You can leave a text or voicemail at 773.888.2157 or email me at: garrymeiershow@garrymeier.com Everything is pumpkin spice season: Pumpkin spice popcorn Pumpkin spice communion wafers Pumpkin spice confessionals Pumpkin spice emotional support animals. Pumpkin spice flatulence Pumpkin spice Old Spice Pumpkin spice bathroom hand dryers Pumpkin spice light bulbs. Pumpkin spice voting booths Pumpkin […]
October 17th, 2018Clowns On Parade
You can leave a text or voicemail at 773.888.2157 or email me at: garrymeiershow@garrymeier.com Here’s a running list of all of my past clown names Heated Orifice Lumpy Treasures Thundery Downpours Clammy Airmass Chunky Grill Flaming Satan Pit Leaky Ponds Gluteus Maximus IV Drip Meat Skewer Drunk Challenge Hotter Noodles Chippy Tooth Lingering Moisture Bulky […]
September 1st, 2018
