Episode 957 – Grab Your Suicide Knob
Leslie’s internet problems persist, but luckily a certain fast food establishment is here to help. Be sure to tune into the GarrForce Live Cocktail Hour this evening at 6pm ET!
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Episode 956 – Don’t Buy A Merkin Off the Rack
Garry saw a little too much of Megan Thee Stallion for his liking over the weekend. Meanwhile, McDonalds has decided to pull out of Russia over the war in Ukraine. Plus, an Arby’s manager in Washington state allegedly urinated in the milkshake mix at the fast-food eatery on at least two occasions..
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Episode 955 – Breaking News Is Usually Not
Garry saw Anchorman 2 for the first time and saw some parallels to new coverage in the real world. Meanwhile, a Texas woman says she’s lost over $800,000 to scammers attempting to extract money from her to ‘save’ actor Leonardo DiCaprio from the Church of Scientology. Plus, Queen Elizabeth seems to have found her second wind.
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GarrForce Cocktail Hour Live 5-13-22
Another commando edition of The Garry Meier Show Cocktail Hour LIVE. That’s a GarrForce flight full of nonsense and yappetizers, and without any scheduled guests.
Episode 952 – Equal Opportunity Toplessness
A Nantucket proposal titled “Gender Equality on Beaches” allowing anyone to go topless on beaches was passed at the annual Town Meeting. Be sure to tune into the GarrForce Live Cocktail Hour this evening at 6pm ET!
Episode 953 – Reaching Unprecedented New Heights
There’s a new surgical procedure available that can make you taller, but it will cost you. Meanwhile, a Texas woman bought a marble bust at Goodwill for $34.99 only to learn later it was a 2,000 year-old Roman artifact. Plus, authorities keep finding more human remains in Lake Mead as the water level continues to drop.
Garrforce t-shirts and coffee mugs are now available by going to “Merchandise” on the website. Your purchase of these items is what keeps the podcast going. Plus, you can always email me garrymeiershow@garrymeier.com or leave a text or voicemail at 773-888-2157 Thank you in advance!
Episode 952 – The Furries of Bloomington
The World’s Largest Bouncy House will be coming to the Chicago area. Meanwhile, a high school in Illinois has had a furry invasion. Plus, a man went to a city council meeting dressed as a poop emoji, but that wasn’t what got him in trouble.
Garrforce t-shirts and coffee mugs are now available by going to “Merchandise” on the website. Your purchase of these items is what keeps the podcast going. Plus, you can always email me garrymeiershow@garrymeier.com or leave a text or voicemail at 773-888-2157 Thank you in advance!
