E.T.’s Phoning Home But The Line Is Busy
Is the planet Earth the shithole of the galaxy? Let me explain. The National UFO Reporting Center directed by Peter Davenport reports that sightings are up 51 percent this year from last at this time. Five thousand sightings have been recorded in 2020. Peter says he’s been answering 25 to 50 calls a day and […]
September 3rd, 20202020: The Fall Will Probably Kill You
November 3rd could be the ignition point. I hope I’m wrong. The night of the election could be the final hit of the blasting cap before things could go KABOOM! All these past six months the tinderbox has been stuffed with covid/isolation/unemployment/face mask fistfights, etc. The political atmosphere is the fuse burning its way to […]
August 23rd, 2020What Happened To Ellen?
Ok, you know my wheelhouse is sifting through nonsensical bullshit right? Well the creme de la bullshit right now seems to be Ellen DeGeneres. Hokey schmokels. Have you read any of the stuff surrounding E D? No? Doesn’t matter, let me share some of what I’ve seen. Hey would you rather talk about covid or […]
July 29th, 2020Brandish, You’re A Fine Gun
It seems like guns are being pulled a lot more during situations that do not remotely require a gun. I’m not going to list what I think are “appropriate” situations to brandish a gun because I don’t have one to brandish so it doesn’t matter. “Brandish, you’re a fine gun, what a fine gun you […]
July 6th, 2020The Summer of Jaws
JAWS was Hollywood’s first movie to be labeled a “blockbuster” back in 1975. For years after the book and film came out people were afraid to go in the ocean for fear of losing life or limb. The summer of 2020 is our JAWS. Remember the scene where it’s the 4th of July on Amity […]
June 12th, 2020
