Tom Brady Is NOT The GOAT
Ok so Tom Brady has now won 7 Super Bowls and labeled the GOAT (greatest of all time) and blah, blah, blah. Yes he can throw a football with great precision and yes he does perform remarkably well in his field for 43 years old but that skill mostly benefits just Tom and his family. […]
February 8th, 2021Mega Millions Dreams
Let’s fantasize for a few minutes. Both the Mega Millions and Powerball lottery jackpots were huge recently and both treasures went to one person each. Now imagine if you’re one of these two people with the winning ticket and I’m assuming it’s not a pool that has the ticket because usually those people come out […]
January 24th, 2021It’s Great When Things Make Sense, Right?
It’s great when things make sense right? When things don’t make sense I get thrown off for a while and have to reboot and wonder if in fact I’m missing something. This situation can manifest itself in something as benign as movie plots such as when I first watched Home Alone. I was willing to […]
January 10th, 2021Perusing The Menu of Caca Sandwiches
Exactly one year ago at this time we had no idea of what was heading our way in a few weeks. Of all the shit sandwiches we’ve had to eat in our lifetime 2020 takes up a whole page on the menu of caca sandwiches. Unless you are Jeff Bezos this will go down as […]
December 29th, 2020A Very Garry Christmas
Dear Santa, I would like to see the following under my tree on Jesus’ birthday. A bag of McRib sandwiches An Elon Musk flamethrower A bottle of Elon Musk’s tequila Teslaquila Scratch off tickets mostly from North and South Carolina and Australia because they seem to be the places that have the most winners Entenmann’s […]
December 17th, 2020
